This is just another EXO scenario blog. You know the drill; no questions about self harm, abuse, etc. I'm only answering questions right now, hopefully I will write actual scenarios soon. ^^
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mini-momo: How do you think Exo views gauges. On a girl though? Not so big, like 00g size (I'm sorry if you don't know about the size). Like I have some that are that size and I always wondered what they would think of them. My sisters like them while my mom finds them disgusting :( (Sorry if you have to do research for this question)

I know about the sizing! I recently just closed my ears from 00g’s. I miss them so much. >-<

                                                                                                             

Since a 00g isn’t that big I don’t think it would be too big of a deal; unlike if you would have 1” lobes. I could see Tao, Kris and Kai being more open to it than members such as Luhan, Kyungsoo, and Suho. If they really liked you I’m sure all of them would accept them but I don’t see them as listing stretched ears as something that would immediately attract them to a girl.

                                                                                                              

Thank you for requesting!! And I actually know a lot about stretching your ears and stuff. Believe it or not I used to be into that “hardcore” music; or as some people call it “screamo.” I wore all black and had stretched ears and went to local “hardcore” shows and I went to concerts every weekend.

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growl-boys: How would kris-suho-chanyeol react if they found out you we're having triplets? Please do it separately

Daddy scenarios make me uncomfortable so I apologize if these really suck. Dx

                                                                                              

Kris: I remember reading somewhere that Kris used to plan on adopting a kid so his wife wouldn’t have to suffer through giving birth. I don’t know if it’s true but I will go off of this. crying because kris is so sweet. WuFan is already worried enough for your well being with having to give birth to one child. Now triplets, he would be scared shitless for you. He would feel so bad about putting you through this. WuFan would be so focused on your well being that it wouldn’t fully register in his head that you’re having triplets. But once it does you would be able to tell because he would stop mid-sentence and look at you with wide eyes that just scream ‘holy shit…’

Suho: Suho would be the calmest in this situation. This handsome guy would already be super proud to be a father-to-be, and adding two more on to the train would just boost his ego. When you tell him he would say, “Wait, are you sure they counted them right? Three? Are you sure?”

When you confirm his disbelief he would be in a daze and just barely manage a “wow…” Suho would then proceed to pick you up in a big hug and spin you around, being careful as to not hurt the babies.

Chanyeol: Chanyeol would be all bouncy and adorable. When you tell Chanyeol you’re having triplets, he would just freeze and his jaw would drop. He would say to you, “Wait, you’re having TRIPLETS?”

When you nod your head in response he would continue to just stare at you with his jaw on the floor. After a few moments a huge grin would grow on his face and he would start bouncing up and down, super excited to be the father of three babies.

                                                                                                        

Thank you for requesting!! :3

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Anonymous: ranking from the first to the last of who do you think is the most pervert? and why?

From most to least:

  1. Chen
  2. Baekhyun
  3. Sehun
  4. Chanyeol
  5. Kai
  6. Luhan
  7. Kris
  8. Xiumin
  9. D.O.
  10. Suho
  11. Tao
  12. Lay

I think that the trolls of the group would be the more perverted ones, as well with the younger ones. I think Luhan, although being the second oldest ranks higher up the list because he tries to uphold this manly image and being perverted could add to it. Tao, although in the maknae line is at the bottom because he is said to be the most romantic member and I just can’t see him being that perverted. Chen obviously is on top because he’s a troll who I could see cracking perverted jokes 24/7. And Lay is at the bottom because he’s just too sweet aw. 

                                                                                                              

Thank you for requesting!! (∩▂∩)

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Anonymous: what do you think is the first thing each member notices about a girl?

There was actually a whole translation for this!!!

"-When you see a female, where is the first place you look at. Why?

  • I don’t have anything like that. I think feel is most important. (Sehun)
  • Although I have any standards, I think I try to see the person’s overall facet. (D.O)
  • Skin. I personally like a female with nice skin. (Baekhyun)
  • Face. (Tao)
  • Face. I like a girl who smile brighting while greeting when we first meet. If I want to see her smile, I need to see her face. (Suho)
  • Eyes.  Even when talking, I like talking while looking in someone’s eyes. (Chen)
  • Personality. Even if her appearance is outstanding, if her personality does not match then she is not harmful. (Kai)
  • I look at the feeling a lot. If she is a person that connects well with me or not. (Chanyeol)
  • Eyes. This is the place I look at first. I like pretty eyes. (Kris)
  • Legs. (Luhan)
  • It is the eyes. (Lay)
  • I don’t really know. (Xiumin)”

Full translation link is here

The translation is NOT mine.

Thank you for requesting c:

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Anonymous: who have a thing for legs and who for ass?

Legs: Suho, Kai, Sehun, Luhan, Xiumin, D.O, Lay, Tao

Ass: Chanyeol, Chen, Baekhyun, Kai, Sehun, Kris, Tao

I could see the maknae line having a thing for either. It would just depend on their mood. The more playful ones would probably like a butt to grab onto, while the more romantic ones would probably really appreciate a pair of really nice legs.

Didn’t Luhan even say that the first place he looks at on a female is her legs?

Thank you so much for requesting xoxo :3

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Anonymous: Hello there :) How do you think Chanyeol/Suho/Chen would react if one day you came back home from practice, aching all over?

Chanyeol: Chanyeol would wrap his arms around you and engulf you in a tight hug as soon as you walked through the door. He would hear your little whimpers of pain from him hugging you to tight. Chanyeol would release you from his embrace and asks what’s wrong and you say “Practice was just really rough today. I’m hurting all over.” 

Chanyeol would demand that you go change into something comfy and lay on the bed. Once you have finished changing and are in bed all comfy, Channie would enter and roll you over on your stomach. This seemingly sweet puppy would begin to give you a massage to make the aching disappear. But in the end Chanyeol’s seemingly innocent massage would turn into more when he begins to kiss your neck. One thing would lead to another and yeah. It would just add to the previous pain when you wake up, coming from Chanyeol. o_o

Suho: Suho would be such a sweetheart. When you walk through the door groaning and complaining about the pain Suho would make his way over to you and gently hug you, giving you a kiss on the forehead. Suho would tell you to go sit down on the couch and turn on a movie while he grabs pain relievers for you. This sweetie would return to the living room and make you take the pain relievers. Then he would have you lay down with his head in your lap while he gently rubs your aching arms.

Chen: This troll would just mess with you and make you do this that require moving around a lot. Chen would tone down his playfulness a lot, but not completely. He wants to make you feel better; mood and physical-wise. Jongdae would lay you down in bed next to him and give you a playful, yet gentle massage with innocent intentions unlike chanyeol. About a week or two later though, the two of you would be sitting on the couch watching a film when Jongdae says, “So Jagi, remember when I gave you a massage because you were sore…?” *wink wink*

                                                                                                               

Hello!! Thank you so much for requesting c’: I had a little bit of a hard time trying to write for Chen with him not being a complete troll but I think it came out halfway decent. ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

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Anonymous: Hiya~ How do you think Kris/Suho/Tao react if they found another members head in your lap and you were running your fingers through their hair (they have a headache and they are paying it up a little to get some attention from you and convinced you that it would help)?

Lets say this member is Sehun because everything is cutest with the maknaes.

Kris: WuFan would not be happy. As soon as he walks into the dorm all excited that you were there waiting for him he’d call out your name. You would “shhhh” him because of the sleeping Sehunnie on your lap. You don’t want him to wake up, the poor guy had a really bad headache. Kris would walk over and pull Sehun off of you by the arm. He’d say to the maknae “get your own girlfriend to lie on.” And take his designated spot next to you, wrapping his arm around your shoulder and giving you a passionate kiss. 

Suho: Suho would come back to the dorm all ready to just be all lovey with his girlfriend. Once he sees that you are running your fingers through Sehun’s hair with his head on your lap Suho would be slightly confused but would find it quite endearing. He would approach you and ask what’s up with the maknae. When you explain to him that he had a really bad headache and needed to be comforted Suho would chuckle, ”_____, his headaches go away with just medicine.”

Suho would then kiss you on the forehead and walk into the bathroom to shower after practice, leaving you highly confused with the maknae.

Tao: Tao would stop dead in his tracks when he enters the dorm and sees Sehun’s head in your lap. He would get quite jealous. Only Tao can lay his head in his girlfriends lap. Tao would be too shy to confront Sehun about it though. He would walk over to you and greet you then say, “Sehun doesn’t even get headaches. When will my girlfriend pay attention to me?”

                                                                                                                   

Hello! Thank you so much for sending in a question :3 

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Anonymous: Hello, would you be able to say who you think would wait until marriage until you's have sex?

Would wait: Luhan, Xiumin, Suho, Lay, Tao, D.O., Kris

Wants to get it on before marriage: Sehun, Kai, Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Chen, Tao, Kris

I put Tao and Kris on both because I could see them going either way. I’m sure they would all be willing to wait if those were your beliefs but I feel like the maknae line still has raging teenage hormones and the more playful trolls of the group would like to do the do before marriage.

                                                                                                           

Thank you for requesting!! (^▽^)

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